meh.

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

madeupmonkeyshit:

When your friends tryna go out

madeupmonkeyshit:

When your friends tryna go out

alt-j:

the first person to die was probably like “dude what”

validx2:

When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lectureimage

everything-fuckable:

*buys kinky bra for looking hot in front of the mirror at 3am by yourself*

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

geodude:

we all have flaws mine is that I look better than all of u